1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they
         are right and you need to shut up.

    2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.

        Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
        minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
         and you should be on y our toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
         usually end in fine.

    4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
 
    5.) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
         often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are
         an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her  time standing here and
         arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the
         meaning of nothing.)

     6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a
           women can make to a man.
           That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
           deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint.
          Just say you're welcome.

    8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying &*^$ YOU!

    9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement,
         meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to
         do several times, but is now doing it herself. 

      This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

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